HAYE'S HEAD-SCRATCHER: 'FEMINIST' BOMBSHELL OR JUST A MISSED PUNCH?

David Haye, a man who once ruled the heavyweight division, has landed himself in a proper tangle, not with a rival in the ring, but with his own words. The 'Hayemaker' has been spouting off, claiming women 'can't go to war' in the same breath as insisting he's a feminist. Talk about a double-jab that misses the target entirely, doesn't it?

Now, I've seen some bizarre press conferences in my time, from Tyson's ear-biting rants to Benn and Eubank's verbal warfare. But Haye's latest pronouncements, as reported by the Daily Record, are a real head-scratcher. He’s attempting to explain his 'throuple' lifestyle, fair enough, but then veers wildly into territory that makes you wonder if he’s forgotten what feminism actually means.

'Women don't want to go to war,' he says. Tell that to Nicola Adams, two-time Olympic gold medallist, who went to war every single time she stepped through the ropes. Tell that to Katie Taylor, a warrior queen who's carved out an undisputed legacy. These aren't just 'sweet science' practitioners; they're gladiators, pure and simple.

Haye's always been a character, a showman. But this isn't about promoting a fight; it's about a man trying to define a complex social concept while seemingly contradicting himself. You can be a feminist and still have your own lifestyle, David, but trying to gatekeep 'war' from half the population? That's a low blow, mate. Sometimes, it's best to stick to what you know: throwing leather, not philosophical curveballs.