HAYE GETS CALL-OUT FROM JUNGLE JABRONI! IS THE HAYEMAKER'S MOUTH WRITING CHEQUES HIS BODY CAN'T CASH?

Well, well, well. Looks like David 'The Hayemaker' Haye has stirred up a hornets' nest, and not in the ring this time! An 'I'm a Celeb' star, apparently incensed by a 'brutal comment' from our former two-weight world champion, has reportedly threatened to 'chin' him. You heard that right. A jungle celebrity, not known for their prowess in the sweet science, fancies a tear-up with a man who shared a ring with the likes of Audley Harrison and Enzo Maccarinelli. It's enough to make you spill your pint.

According to reports from The Independent, this verbal sparring has escalated into a challenge that, frankly, sounds more like a pantomime than a proper boxing rivalry. Haye, a man who's seen it all, done it all, and knocked most of them out, is now facing down a reality TV personality. It begs the question: has the boxing world gone soft?

While we appreciate a bit of drama, let's be clear. Haye's chin has been tested by genuine heavyweights, not by someone whose biggest challenge is eating a witchetty grub. This isn't Frank Bruno squaring off against Mike Tyson; it's more akin to a pub brawl threat. Still, it's got tongues wagging, and you can bet your last quid that if there's a camera around, this 'I'm a Celeb' star will be happy to talk up their chances. But talk is cheap, especially when you're not facing a genuine puncher like Haye. Let's see if they've got the guts to step off the cobbles and into a proper ring.